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people say that you shouldnt buy stock from your employers company but i figure that if the place has been around longer than most of the people i know have been alive then it might be a stable place

saw this cool tattoo of St. Michael the words mean God's Protector/Champion/Punisher you can pick which you think fits best but i think protector is right because God wants us to be safe from harm which means fighting the evils that roam free

layzyness

kind of bord right now but in a good way its mostly quiet in the apartment and i dont yet have to start worrying about tonight probablly everything will turn out alright... i think ill save my panicing for later... now im lust going to enjoy my lazyness

also Spain won the word cup! too bad that U.S.A. couldn't win this year but Spain is an awsome country too. next time will be the U.S. of A.

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finaly got my computer back, after three weeks of not having it im glad to have it back working better that ever

blog 19

yes i know it took me forever to write something on here about that !@#$%^ up referee; For anybody watching the World Cup you all would know that earlier today or really yesterday U.S.A. went up aganinst some country called slovenskia or something. In the first half it looked like america was going to get stomped by Slovenia they got two goals the first was right at the start of the game and the second was nearer to the end of the half the English commentator was talking about how america would be lucky to even end the game with a tie and so then we go into halftime... we come back from half time... suddenly America is a whole new team. before they had been huddleing together almost and slovenia was able to just kick the ball around the whole team to get some good shots at the goal now america is more spread out and they are passing the ball to each other ( another new progress). before in the first half slovenia would be knocking our guys around and the ref. wouldn't do anything unless they took one of our guys out because of injury and then he would only give them a yellow card at worst so now they know that they wont get punished for doing crap they decide to go crazy attacking us now if america trys anything even a push to get another guy off of him then they get a yellow card one of the worst was when one of our guys got a yellow card for blocking a ball with his hands but he says that it hit his face not his hands and so the tv does a replay and you can see that his arms are spread like a bird kind of and the ball hits him right in the face now the guy who had a yellow card going into that game now has two so he won't be playing in the next round or maybe not even the rest of the tournament. anyway the whole game the ref. is making these bogus calls just like that and the slovenians are getting rougher all the way to the end of the game which is something to remember for later in the story right after the second half starts in the first seven minutes america scores a GOAL and then ten minutes later WE GET ANOTHER GOALLLLL it is GREAT we just cought up with these guys and i said to Tom Sawyer (remember him from an earlier blog?) that this was awsome buth the only way that we could win with a 3-2 score was if an angel came down to the feild to help us. and then what happens well sloveenskia commits a foul so we get a penalty shot... everybody lines up... the ball is Kicked...the ball is moving...GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! America has just won the game yeah!!!!!! this is right at the end so shlovenshkia won't have a chance to come back after that right?! Yeah!!! but wait.... what!?! the refferee is pulling out a yellow card? on who? who did anything wrong in that play? well the other team was grabing us and holding our players back which should have given them all yellow cards but the ref has been easy on them the whole game so... wait we get the yellow card?! we didnt do anything! alright show us the replay... ok replay is going... and... nothing. we did nothing and the ref is takeing ourwinning goal from us. fuknin lame ass ref. chek out the game as a rerun if you can youll see what i was talking about. i was reading some stuff on the internet and apparently this ref did the same thing to america in another game but this time it was so bad that the world cup people are going to fire him and i didn't read this but i hope that they give us our win back becouse we got that fair and square, against all odds, we won that game, U!S!A!

blog 19

when i saw that the world cup was starting today i was happy becouse i was told that it wouldnt start untill tomorrow but then i saw that nelson mandelas granddaughter died in a car wreck becouse of a drunk driver maybe it was a car accident and the guy said sorry i didn't mean to kill her but dang... heres a tip dont drink and drive! get a designated driver before you go out to drink if you cant get one then sleep in your car or stay home to drink. Mr. Mandela you and your family are in our prayers i don't know you myself but i wish you well.

blog 18

i think i will call it the Other World... the place that people go or really the place that people want to go and try to go to when they become inebriated by alcohol drugs or anything. they all seem to go into their own little world. things are can be lost and found in this land. people are lost and found in this land.

blog 18

i think i will call it the Other World... the place that people go or really the place that people want to go and try to go to when they become inebriated by alcohol drugs or anything. they all seem to go into their own little world. things are lost and found in this land. people are lost and found in this land

i want someone to play a good game of chess with i havent played one in so long

MRLEHL 1

these are my rules to leading an easier and happier life

1. If a lady is in distress no matter how much then you must do something to help

2. don't take advantage of a lady in distress

3. Be a man. not a child, not a baby, a man

4. wait untill at least half the people have had their first round before you start drinking yourself

5. DO NOT EVER HIT A GIRL

MRLEHL

My Rules to Living an Easier and Happier Life

this is my code no one else and if you don't like it then stop reading it and do something that makes you happy

their are many rules to my code and sometimes it changes so whenever i put down MRLEHL that means that i am adding or changing something to the list

the code has no order other than what the situation demands be put upon it. i will put things down as i think of them and hope they make sense

If you want to follow part or all of my code then you are responsible for how things turn out because this blog is just me saying things and not all of it should be taken seriously if you want to come up with your own code then that is your business and i hope that everything turns out ok

blog 17

Girls are crazy when they're drunk. I will stand by this no matter what time of day what kind of wheather even if jesus comes to me face to face and asks me am i telling the truth i will say that girls are crazy when their drunk. i will always love girls maybe no not the same one always untill i find my wife but as long as i live i will love them and at the same time think that they are crazy when they are drunk. also i think that it should be said that guys can get crazy too if thats the right word when they are drunk but dang. i mean dang... anyway i still love them all

blog 16

i am still stuggleing on the idea of how some girls find me attractive and i mean good looking girls looking at me i mean Me ! while breaking out of my social shell i have been making more friends and more easily now that some of the fear is gone i am able to at least look out side of my pale barrier now i am able to seewhat mistakes i have made during past actions of interacting with people and every mistake is a learning opportunity this made people like me this didnt and so i am able to stop myself some of the time anyway from repeating my mistakes and strands of the shyness still liinger around me enough that i have enough time between thinking something and saying something that i am able to look twice at what i am saying and think to myself...is this realllly a good idea is this realllly a good thing to say?... and durnig those times i am able to quickly come up with a solution to the social situation i am in from talking to saying goodbye to saying hello handshakes head and body movements and where my eyes should be looking with everything in between and after so many mistakes and a lot of learning i have finally managed to pass by as a normal socially acceptible person and have a good time doing it

living with a code really does simplify life... you follow the code and you feel good and your life makes sense you dont follow the code and your life gets complicated and confusing... part of the code is to follow My Rules to Living an Easier and Happier Life maybe on the next blog ill write about them

to correct cows and corn

i may have said or implied i dont remember that cows eat just corn ive been doing some reading and it turns out that they dont eat just corn i still dont know what they eat but thats just becouse i haven't acctually looked

blog 13

alright i finally figured out how to fix the time stamp on my posts. once i acctually got around to poing around on this web page i was able to figure it out in about ten minutes and that was with me reading most everything and not acctually looking for the solution with any real decication. also i havent been keeping track of how many blogs i have done so any number blog like blog 13 for example is just a guess. i dont really know what number this is and i could be on any where from 12 to 20 or maybe another number entirely i dont care enough to find out

cows and corn

thinking... farmers are given subsidies to not grow food on large areas of land. this is so food prices stay at a regular/stable level and the countries economy doesn't go down the drain. also cows give off large amounts of methane which is a greenhouse gas, partially because a large amount of their diet is corn based which is not the normal food for cows. and causes lots of cows to be less tasty than grass fed cows. also many farmers are losing money because the supply of corn is greater than the demand which is one of the reasons their are so many products with corn in them nowadays (farmers keep trying to find new people to sell thier corn to ex. cow farmers, grosherie stores, resturaunts, scientists including scientists who make plastic out of stuff they get out of corn, other countries, hippies who make stuff out of corn, ect.). so what if farmers diversified their crops by planting something else on even just a few dozen acres. to give us a greater amount of variety in our diets. this would slightly raise the price of corn and help farmers make more money because it would be a little less common and would force cow farmers to buy something else than the cheapest thing they can get their hands on (corn if you didn't guess). i know that it is comparatively easy and labor efficient to grow genetically modified corn over huge tracts of land but i think that Americas knowledge of food is growing and once all of the ways to cook corn or tear it apart to make another synthetic product are discovered then people will want to start cooking and building with other fruits and vegetables. to clarify i would be interested in finding out if farmers would be willing to cut down on the corn land and grow another edible plant for us to eat and take all the land that nothing is growing on (exempt for grass i assume) and feed the grass to the cows to make them taste better and fart less. i don't know if mowing their grass and selling it to cow farmers would count against their federal contracts but if it does then it shouldn't because farmers don't get paid enough to not be allowed to use all the land that they can and its not like the price of grass would affect grosherie stores and thus the general american economy unless the price of the better tasting cows is passed down the line to them but that wouldn't make sense because all that would be changed would be that cows are eating different food and they get a larger selection of produce to sell. and i don't think that grosherie stores really care what cows are being fed as long as its not poisonous and it doesn't raise the price of the meat that they buy. most of this would apply to big farms that only grow one or two different crops

the room always seems brighter when she's around

blog 11?

ive lost count of how many blogs ive done and i feel as though these should have some kind of labe for each one to help make it more organized but i also dont care enough to go back and cound them sometimes i wonder if people understand my level of apathy but then i realize that it probably doesn't matter so i stop worrying about it

I looked at the sky and saw a planet i looked at the road and saw a coca-cola truck i saw a shadow and it became a cat. I smelled the night air and it is sweet. i hear the night sounds from the tires on the road and the machines on the buildings that are near. i feel the water that is about to fall in my arm and taste it on my tongue ... i think that staying up late was a good idea tonight; otherwise i would not have lived these things

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i just said to this guy and i thought it was good enough to type on the internet that "i think my favorit thing about america is that if you don't want to do something then their arent very many people who can make you do it" and if thats not true then i dont know what freedom is

i got to say this girl twists my heart and scrambles my brains... i dont think she knows how pretty i think she is dang why am i typing this on the internet i am a dummy that is the only explanation

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still up...... i guess i dont wnt to sleep ... its Sunday now i might go to church... i wish my dog was here i miss her i see all of these other people with dogs and they all remind me of how i dont have one... i got my hair cut today but i was lazy and went to the guy down the road; he's a nice guy but not the best barber so i got the general look i was wanting but not exactly my hair will grow and ill have another chance to mess around with it but now im just glad that my hair is short... i have nothing else to do but write on this dumb iinternet thing that allways points out all of my missspellings with a red squiggle dang this is not word nobody will grade this it is not so important to anybody that this be MLA format! but then im too lazy to poke around and try to find out if their is a way to turn it off and no to the world that was not a request for free advice if i really cared about the red squiggle then yes i would do something about it. this is not the way that i speak to people (usually) im just doing it now becouse this is the internet and nobody has enough time or willpower to care about what is on it even if something makes the news its only up their for twelve seconds and for the last eleven people are already wishing that it would move onto something more iinteresting

do you know how hard it is to follow all of the ten commandments go ahead and try to go one week without breaking one of them and remember to truly follow the comandments you cant even think about doing what you wanted to be doing i.e. wanting to get your neighbors wife into bed, getting your neighbors wife in bed, thinking about cheating on your wife with a single girl all count as turning away from the commandments or whatever you want to call it

why cant girls put the seat up instead of guys putting the seat down

if my thoughts seem rushed its probably becouse your noticeing the lack of peiriods commas apostrahies and a general apathy twoard spelling if it bothers you that much then you can print this out and put the stuff where ever you want

Blog 6

the nighttime summer

air is beautifull;

smells great i am bord

Blog 5

here i am again on this internet thing so i guess that maybe i will keep on this for a while right now im looking at the kroger down the road and wondering what i could be doing that is more fun than this. seriously i am bord and a little pissed off this time its not at anybody else thats geting me mad just me wishing that i knew what to say to the girl i like but being too dumb to say anything at all so my roommate will probably end up in bed with her before the week is out. but then again she is a sweet girl so maybe she wont. but my roommate who will be reffered to as Tomas Sawyer based on the guy from the book or tom for short. anyway is a real ladies man i mean somtimes it just pisses me off at how many girls almost throw themselfs at him to give you an idea of what he is like try to imagine the capitin of all your schools sports teams tall charming to everybody by which i mean able to slap someone in the face smile and have them feel like hey this guy is cool maybe i wont be mad at him anyway for example we were walking to the kroger and this stripper is handing out flyers to everybody older than 18 who passes by when tom walks by she makes sure that he has a copy and gives him a flirty smile but when i go by she is still looking at him but when she does look at me she says "oh i cant give you one, your too young" dang lady i am old enough to go where i want without asking for premission just becouse i have this baby face doesn't mean that im under 18 that pisses me off to becouse yeah she has to be carefull about giving stripper flyers out to miners but after i told her i was over 18 and she was still staring at tom i deceded to just walk away read his paper later to see what she was selling which was how i found out about the flyers being stripper flyers as if i wouldn't be able to read it if i was a minor dang anyway i wouldn't be alowed in the club if i was under 18 dang why cant this girl help me figure out which one of us she was into. i know im not mr. handsome but i guess i could get through life with my looks now all i need is some courage

Blog 4

ive been spending the last five minutes trying to find out how to fix the time clock on the postings becouse its about 3 hours 10 minutes off but then i remembered something that one of my history teachers said i dont remeber word for word but what it was was that the reason that we dont know about regular peoples lifes from 300 200 or even 100 years ago is becouse regular people didnt have anybody to record their lifes or if they were litterate (unlikely) the stuff is so old that only old people in museums get to read their books like for george washington he lived over 200 years ago but we know all kinds of useless junk about him but more interesting stuff like what did people who didnt affect the whole course of history do in their life? did they make great beer and never write down the recipe? did they have bear wrestling and get paid/win lots of money just to spend it all on the great beer? i dont know

what i was saying 10 years from now if this isn't lost into the world wide web then i think that will be a mirical along with if i ever figure out how to fix this time stamp 3:47

Blog 3

first off id like to apologize for the terrible spelling and grammer in the previouse blog, this blog, and probably most of the other blogs that may or may not get up in here

second id like to thank anybody who has managed to read this far into my whatever and managed not to fall asleep whats your reward you ask well i just said thank you so if thats not good enough for you then you can give yourself a pat on the back. i dont care if you do or dont but if your in a crowded room then try at least to use some discresion and dont do one of those huge sarcastic pats

Blog 2

If you are reading this you may be wondering why i chose the title "Lies and Speculations" the reason being that i liked the sound of it, it was one of the first things i thought of, and in this blog i will be lieing and speculating on what ever i happen to feel like. dont get me wrong i will also tell the truth about some stuff and i might just ramble on about whatever pops into my mind so if your reading this dont get worried if i jump from topic to topic

why im doing this? well becouse most people i know dont want to spend hours much less minutes to hear me go on about how something is pissing me off. can i say pissing me off on this well i just did. twice. so if i get kicked off or yelled at or whatever about it at leat it will be at an early stage an not after spendiing any real time on this anyway im doing this becouse i have a lot of stuff in my head somtimes and on those times i want to let it out. so i might not get on for days or weeks or i might put up a bunch of posts in one night like i probably will do tonight. lets see what happens...

Blog 1

this is my first time doing something like this so this will be a soft opening as they say the time is 3 oh 8 and it is friday may 21 2010