Thursday, May 27, 2010
to correct cows and corn
i may have said or implied i dont remember that cows eat just corn ive been doing some reading and it turns out that they dont eat just corn i still dont know what they eat but thats just becouse i haven't acctually looked
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
blog 13
alright i finally figured out how to fix the time stamp on my posts. once i acctually got around to poing around on this web page i was able to figure it out in about ten minutes and that was with me reading most everything and not acctually looking for the solution with any real decication. also i havent been keeping track of how many blogs i have done so any number blog like blog 13 for example is just a guess. i dont really know what number this is and i could be on any where from 12 to 20 or maybe another number entirely i dont care enough to find out
cows and corn
thinking... farmers are given subsidies to not grow food on large areas of land. this is so food prices stay at a regular/stable level and the countries economy doesn't go down the drain. also cows give off large amounts of methane which is a greenhouse gas, partially because a large amount of their diet is corn based which is not the normal food for cows. and causes lots of cows to be less tasty than grass fed cows. also many farmers are losing money because the supply of corn is greater than the demand which is one of the reasons their are so many products with corn in them nowadays (farmers keep trying to find new people to sell thier corn to ex. cow farmers, grosherie stores, resturaunts, scientists including scientists who make plastic out of stuff they get out of corn, other countries, hippies who make stuff out of corn, ect.). so what if farmers diversified their crops by planting something else on even just a few dozen acres. to give us a greater amount of variety in our diets. this would slightly raise the price of corn and help farmers make more money because it would be a little less common and would force cow farmers to buy something else than the cheapest thing they can get their hands on (corn if you didn't guess). i know that it is comparatively easy and labor efficient to grow genetically modified corn over huge tracts of land but i think that Americas knowledge of food is growing and once all of the ways to cook corn or tear it apart to make another synthetic product are discovered then people will want to start cooking and building with other fruits and vegetables. to clarify i would be interested in finding out if farmers would be willing to cut down on the corn land and grow another edible plant for us to eat and take all the land that nothing is growing on (exempt for grass i assume) and feed the grass to the cows to make them taste better and fart less. i don't know if mowing their grass and selling it to cow farmers would count against their federal contracts but if it does then it shouldn't because farmers don't get paid enough to not be allowed to use all the land that they can and its not like the price of grass would affect grosherie stores and thus the general american economy unless the price of the better tasting cows is passed down the line to them but that wouldn't make sense because all that would be changed would be that cows are eating different food and they get a larger selection of produce to sell. and i don't think that grosherie stores really care what cows are being fed as long as its not poisonous and it doesn't raise the price of the meat that they buy. most of this would apply to big farms that only grow one or two different crops
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
blog 11?
ive lost count of how many blogs ive done and i feel as though these should have some kind of labe for each one to help make it more organized but i also dont care enough to go back and cound them sometimes i wonder if people understand my level of apathy but then i realize that it probably doesn't matter so i stop worrying about it
Sunday, May 23, 2010
I looked at the sky and saw a planet i looked at the road and saw a coca-cola truck i saw a shadow and it became a cat. I smelled the night air and it is sweet. i hear the night sounds from the tires on the road and the machines on the buildings that are near. i feel the water that is about to fall in my arm and taste it on my tongue ... i think that staying up late was a good idea tonight; otherwise i would not have lived these things
blog 9?
i just said to this guy and i thought it was good enough to type on the internet that "i think my favorit thing about america is that if you don't want to do something then their arent very many people who can make you do it" and if thats not true then i dont know what freedom is
Blog 7
still up...... i guess i dont wnt to sleep ... its Sunday now i might go to church... i wish my dog was here i miss her i see all of these other people with dogs and they all remind me of how i dont have one... i got my hair cut today but i was lazy and went to the guy down the road; he's a nice guy but not the best barber so i got the general look i was wanting but not exactly my hair will grow and ill have another chance to mess around with it but now im just glad that my hair is short... i have nothing else to do but write on this dumb iinternet thing that allways points out all of my missspellings with a red squiggle dang this is not word nobody will grade this it is not so important to anybody that this be MLA format! but then im too lazy to poke around and try to find out if their is a way to turn it off and no to the world that was not a request for free advice if i really cared about the red squiggle then yes i would do something about it. this is not the way that i speak to people (usually) im just doing it now becouse this is the internet and nobody has enough time or willpower to care about what is on it even if something makes the news its only up their for twelve seconds and for the last eleven people are already wishing that it would move onto something more iinteresting
Saturday, May 22, 2010
do you know how hard it is to follow all of the ten commandments go ahead and try to go one week without breaking one of them and remember to truly follow the comandments you cant even think about doing what you wanted to be doing i.e. wanting to get your neighbors wife into bed, getting your neighbors wife in bed, thinking about cheating on your wife with a single girl all count as turning away from the commandments or whatever you want to call it
why cant girls put the seat up instead of guys putting the seat down
if my thoughts seem rushed its probably becouse your noticeing the lack of peiriods commas apostrahies and a general apathy twoard spelling if it bothers you that much then you can print this out and put the stuff where ever you want
Blog 5
here i am again on this internet thing so i guess that maybe i will keep on this for a while right now im looking at the kroger down the road and wondering what i could be doing that is more fun than this. seriously i am bord and a little pissed off this time its not at anybody else thats geting me mad just me wishing that i knew what to say to the girl i like but being too dumb to say anything at all so my roommate will probably end up in bed with her before the week is out. but then again she is a sweet girl so maybe she wont. but my roommate who will be reffered to as Tomas Sawyer based on the guy from the book or tom for short. anyway is a real ladies man i mean somtimes it just pisses me off at how many girls almost throw themselfs at him to give you an idea of what he is like try to imagine the capitin of all your schools sports teams tall charming to everybody by which i mean able to slap someone in the face smile and have them feel like hey this guy is cool maybe i wont be mad at him anyway for example we were walking to the kroger and this stripper is handing out flyers to everybody older than 18 who passes by when tom walks by she makes sure that he has a copy and gives him a flirty smile but when i go by she is still looking at him but when she does look at me she says "oh i cant give you one, your too young" dang lady i am old enough to go where i want without asking for premission just becouse i have this baby face doesn't mean that im under 18 that pisses me off to becouse yeah she has to be carefull about giving stripper flyers out to miners but after i told her i was over 18 and she was still staring at tom i deceded to just walk away read his paper later to see what she was selling which was how i found out about the flyers being stripper flyers as if i wouldn't be able to read it if i was a minor dang anyway i wouldn't be alowed in the club if i was under 18 dang why cant this girl help me figure out which one of us she was into. i know im not mr. handsome but i guess i could get through life with my looks now all i need is some courage
Friday, May 21, 2010
Blog 4
ive been spending the last five minutes trying to find out how to fix the time clock on the postings becouse its about 3 hours 10 minutes off but then i remembered something that one of my history teachers said i dont remeber word for word but what it was was that the reason that we dont know about regular peoples lifes from 300 200 or even 100 years ago is becouse regular people didnt have anybody to record their lifes or if they were litterate (unlikely) the stuff is so old that only old people in museums get to read their books like for george washington he lived over 200 years ago but we know all kinds of useless junk about him but more interesting stuff like what did people who didnt affect the whole course of history do in their life? did they make great beer and never write down the recipe? did they have bear wrestling and get paid/win lots of money just to spend it all on the great beer? i dont know
what i was saying 10 years from now if this isn't lost into the world wide web then i think that will be a mirical along with if i ever figure out how to fix this time stamp 3:47
Blog 3
first off id like to apologize for the terrible spelling and grammer in the previouse blog, this blog, and probably most of the other blogs that may or may not get up in here
second id like to thank anybody who has managed to read this far into my whatever and managed not to fall asleep whats your reward you ask well i just said thank you so if thats not good enough for you then you can give yourself a pat on the back. i dont care if you do or dont but if your in a crowded room then try at least to use some discresion and dont do one of those huge sarcastic pats
Blog 2
If you are reading this you may be wondering why i chose the title "Lies and Speculations" the reason being that i liked the sound of it, it was one of the first things i thought of, and in this blog i will be lieing and speculating on what ever i happen to feel like. dont get me wrong i will also tell the truth about some stuff and i might just ramble on about whatever pops into my mind so if your reading this dont get worried if i jump from topic to topic
why im doing this? well becouse most people i know dont want to spend hours much less minutes to hear me go on about how something is pissing me off. can i say pissing me off on this well i just did. twice. so if i get kicked off or yelled at or whatever about it at leat it will be at an early stage an not after spendiing any real time on this anyway im doing this becouse i have a lot of stuff in my head somtimes and on those times i want to let it out. so i might not get on for days or weeks or i might put up a bunch of posts in one night like i probably will do tonight. lets see what happens...
Blog 1
this is my first time doing something like this so this will be a soft opening as they say the time is 3 oh 8 and it is friday may 21 2010
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